Being excluded from the blogging interview with Ed Davey MP I was left with the option of imagining the event instead. Never a good idea with my imagination:
“Ed Davey enters the room. He is wearing a red robe with a stiff grey wig similar to those worn by judges. A red carpet has unfolded automatically for him to walk on whilst cherubs blow trumpets above his head.
They all stand and applaud. It’s. Ed. Davey. Wow.
“C-c-c-congratulations on your most principled stance on the EU debate yesterday.” Linda Jack stammers, obviously in awe. She blushes.
“Were you watching?” He asks, looking deep into Linda’s eyes.
“Oh yes, of course, watching your every move…” Linda lies. “What a performance” she flirts. “You hero…you.”
“Would you like a drink?” Gavin Whenman blurts out loudly, shattering the mood. He sidles up from behind Linda and sashays over to Ed, pouring whiskey into Ed’s glass so heavily it splashes out all over Linda’s blouse.
“So, did you fake it?” Linda giggles.
Ed smiles. “Ahh, wouldn’t you like to know.”
More from Linda, I'm sure, later...
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Live from the Ed Davey Interview
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5 comments:
Amazing prescience ;-)
(Ed Davey actually bought us drinks - very kind of him)
That's nice dear ;@)
Jo, dear heart, no one "excluded" you from last nights interview (except possibly yourself).
All you needed to do was get in touch through the comments column of the open invite on LDV. Have a go next time, and maybe you won't feel so left out :)
OK must do that!
You'd be very useful to marry - I like your surname..:@)
You should meet my friend Mr Chocolate.
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